A Humorous Take


Puppy Potty Training

If you've ever found yourself questioning your life choices while standing in the backyard at 3 AM, whispering sweet nothings to a puppy about the virtues of peeing outside, then congratulations!

You're in the elite club of puppy potty training.

Welcome to

"The Poop Chronicles"

where we share the trials, tribulations, and yes, the occasional triumphs of teaching our furry friends where to do their business.

🐶The Optimism

It starts with optimism.

Armed with treats, a crate, and an internet's worth of advice, you're ready.

You've read the articles, watched the videos, and maybe even practiced saying "Go potty!" in a cheerful voice.

You're not just prepared; you're pumped.

So you thought… This is going to be a breeze, right?

🐶The Reality

Then reality hits.

Your adorable puppy seems to have the bladder control of a leaky faucet and an affinity for your brand-new rug.

You learn that "puppy dog eyes" can also mean "I'm about to do something you won't like."

 And suddenly, your daily schedule revolves around bathroom breaks, like some sort of pee-pee concierge.

🐶The Misadventures

Let's not forget the misadventures.

Like the time you celebrated too soon after a successful outdoor potty break, only to discover a "surprise" waiting for you under the dining table.

Or when you tried to use a bell for potty signals, and your puppy decided it's a dinner bell... for treats.

(Scrap that YouTube training video, bells usually don’t work on average).

🐶The Breakthrough

But then, one day, it happens.

Your puppy goes to the door, gives you "the look," and you both rush outside for a successful potty break.

It's like winning the lottery, but instead of money, your prize is not having to clean up a mess.

You want to shout from the rooftops, throw a parade, and maybe even cry a little.

Your puppy is a potty-trained genius!

🐶The Acceptance

Eventually, you come to accept that puppy potty training is a journey filled with ups and downs.

You'll have moments of frustration, laughter, and pride.

 And through it all, you'll develop a bond with your puppy that's built on patience, understanding, and a whole lot of cleaning supplies.

So, to all the brave souls embarking on the potty training adventure, remember: every accident is a learning opportunity (for you and your puppy).

Laughter is the best medicine, and one day, you'll look back on "The Poop Chronicles" with a fond (and slightly amused) heart.

Happy Training!

Your Intuitive Dog Coach

P.S. Always keep a sense of humor handy.

It's the one tool you'll definitely need.

And if you need more nuts and bolts on Puppy Dog Potty Training, reach out for a Discovery Call.